VIRTUAL ASSISTANCE FOR GOOD EGGS WITH BUSY BRAINS

Need a little help un-muddling your business and your brain? You're in the right place!

You're brilliant at what you do. Admin? Not so much.

Maybe you're AuDHD and your brain works in bursts, spirals, and hyperfocus binges rather than neat little 9-to-5 boxes. Maybe your inbox has feelings about you. Maybe "I'll just quickly sort my invoices" was said with real conviction three weeks ago.

Me and my Full Fat Virtual Assistance team are here to unmuddle busy brains and get you back on track!

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HI, I'M RUBY!

fat liberationist & AuDHD-friendly VA

I'm the virtual assistant for good eggs with busy brains - the multi-tab-open, sticky-note-everywhere, "I'll remember that" (you will not remember that) kind of busy brains.

Me and my team will help you get the boring stuff off your plate, so you've got room for the stuff you actually started your business to do.

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OUR JUICY SERVICES:

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FOR BUSY BRAINS

Executive Functioning & Neurodivergent support

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ADMIN & BIZ BITS

Admin & Business Support

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SOCIALS STUFF

Social Media & Content Support

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WRITING STUFF

Writing, communications and copy

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RESEARCHING BITS

Research, summarising and analysis

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APPLICATIONS

Directory and applications support

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TAKE THE QUIZ

ARE WE A MATCH?

Before we get into inboxes and admin, let's talk about the stuff that actually matters.

I'm not just a virtual assistant - I'm a whole person with opinions, and I bring all of me to this work. So here's who I am, and if it makes you nod along rather than shuffle awkwardly, we're probably going to get on brilliantly.

VEGAN & SERIAL ANIMAL RESCUER

Animals are pals, not products. I won't preach at you over your lunch, but it matters to how I show up in the world. My household is basically a very chaotic sanctuary. Ask me about them (especially pigeons), I will not shut up.

SEE MY FULL FAT PLEDGE

FULL FAT, AS IN, FAT LIBERATIONIST

No diet talk, no body comments, no "new year new me" energy. Bodies of all sizes are just... bodies. Good ones.

PROUDLY QUEER AND BIG FAT TRANS ALLY

Your pronouns and identity will be respected. Your existence isn't up for debate. Simple as that.

"When we found Ruby to help us with our email and socials inbox management it felt like a weight had been lifted! "

Our festival business was taking off and we had so many other things to prioritise - our brains were fried by the time we crashed on the sofa in the evening and the last thing we could face doing was socials & emails. Ruby came up with a system where she summarised customer queries and issues, and resolved most using an FAQs sheet that we co-built. Anything she needed our oversight or input for, she summarised succinctly and often took the sting out of the customer tone. A life saver, an angel, truly she became the reason we were able to run our business smoothly and fall in love with it again! What Ruby can do is nothing short of a gift. She is so deeply trustworthy, we knew she could represent our brand, learn quickly and do all of that while staying true to her values and unique personality. If you need more brain space, talk to Full Fat Ruby asap!!!

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OH YOU'RE TOO KIND!

VIRTUAL ASSISTANCE FOR GOOD EGGS WITH BUSY BRAINS

THE ONE FOR FOR BUSY BRAINS

THE ONE FOR ADMIN & BIZ BITS

THE ONE FOR SOCIALS STUFF

THE ONE FOR WRITING STUFF

THE ONE FOR RESEARCHING BITS

THE ONE FOR APPLICATIONS